Carie LynThey Give You Loaner PantsAnd other things they don’t tell you about prison visits.·3 min read·Sep 29, 2019----
Carie LynThat Time Everyone Missed my CancerWhatever, they got to it eventually.·10 min read·Sep 29, 2019----
Carie LynSmall Things Still Hurt After a Big ThingWhoever says otherwise doesn’t get it.·5 min read·Sep 18, 2019----
Carie LynThey’re Real and They’re SpectacularOh man am I going to miss my breasts.·3 min read·Sep 18, 2019----
Carie LynSome People Run InWhen sh*t gets f*cked, which direction do you go?·4 min read·Sep 13, 2019----
Carie LyninSlackjawMy Kitten Had a Seizure TodayAnd it made me realize how f*cking lucky I am2 min read·Nov 10, 2018--1--1
Carie LyninSlackjawI Once Baked a Cake for the Woman Who Was Boning My Husband.If you assumed that this women to whom I had baked a cake and I were good friends, then you’d be correct.3 min read·Oct 18, 2018--1--1
Carie LyninP.S. I Love YouWhen Your Ex Sends You a List of Things He Loved About YouAnd you realize he never knew you at all.11 min read·Oct 12, 2018----
Carie LynMy Brother Went to Prison for a False Sexual Assualt AccusationBut I still believe Christine Blasey Ford3 min read·Oct 8, 2018----
