Carie LynThey Give You Loaner PantsAnd other things they don’t tell you about prison visits.Sep 29, 2019Sep 29, 2019
Carie LynThat Time Everyone Missed my CancerWhatever, they got to it eventually.Sep 29, 2019Sep 29, 2019
Carie LynSmall Things Still Hurt After a Big ThingWhoever says otherwise doesn’t get it.Sep 18, 2019Sep 18, 2019
Carie LynThey’re Real and They’re SpectacularOh man am I going to miss my breasts.Sep 18, 2019Sep 18, 2019
Carie LyninSlackjawMy Kitten Had a Seizure TodayAnd it made me realize how f*cking lucky I amNov 10, 20181Nov 10, 20181
Carie LyninSlackjawI Once Baked a Cake for the Woman Who Was Boning My Husband.If you assumed that this women to whom I had baked a cake and I were good friends, then you’d be correct.Oct 18, 20181Oct 18, 20181
Carie LyninP.S. I Love YouWhen Your Ex Sends You a List of Things He Loved About YouAnd you realize he never knew you at all.Oct 12, 2018Oct 12, 2018
Carie LynMy Brother Went to Prison for a False Sexual Assualt AccusationBut I still believe Christine Blasey FordOct 8, 2018Oct 8, 2018